Sha-mon Let Us Worship and Bow Down (JD)

MJ Michael Jackson passed away yesterday from undisclosed causes.

What songs will worship pastors at American churches use as praise songs this Sunday to pay tribute to our fallen idol?



Blame it on the Boogie: a call for personal responsibility in an age of moral blame-shifting

PYT: retelling of the Esther story

Ben: one Israelite tribe's quest for a homeland

Black and White: Noah's sons Ham and Japheth split

Human Nature: Calvin's doctrine of Original Sin

Say Say Say: how to talk people through the Roman Road using a Chick Tract 

Bad: repentance

Don't Stop Till You Get Enough: the power of the flesh and its quest for carnal experience

Smooth Criminal: satan's origin and one man (Eddie)'s attempt at spiritual warfare

Off the Wall: Nehemiah, rebuilder

I Want You Back: Mary at the tomb

Shake Your Body (Down to the Ground): Pentecost

Rock With You: Peter's confession

Thriller: a chilling warning against dabbling in the occult

Never Can Say Goodbye: disciples' lament in the Upper Room

Beat It: the battle for sexual purity

BIRTH OF JORTS (JD)

Birth of Jorts

Friday Caption Contest! (TS)

Come on, folks.  It's been too long!  We drove away readership before with our world famous Caption Contest -- let's do it again!  


Please give us your best and brightest for this AP photo ripped from today's headlines. And good luck.  We're all counting on you.  

Light as a feather, stiff as a board, my ass!